Loldialer

This is a horrible idea, but it must be done, or else the terrorists win.

Project Synopsis

Hhhhhhhokay, so the idea here kiddies, is to build a device that can make a call to a website or web service that can take a phone number to call and selection of what horrible audio to play for the person that recieves a call via the Twilio API, thus pranking them and invoking lulz.

Ingredients

• Arduino Uno
• Arduino Ethernet Shield
• SD Card
• Twilio
• 16x2 LCD Screen
• Phone keypad
• Basic Ruby or PHP web [page|service]
• Internets
• Obligatory blue LEDs
• Letter of legal absolution from Rick Astley and the dude that uploaded Keyboard Cat

Current choices for audio trolling

• Rickroll
• Keyboard cat
• Benny Lava
• Emo Cereal
• PIRATE SONG
• Bananaphone
• Badger badger badger...

Use case

PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN[to an ethernet port], thus jacking into the Matrix, choose a horrible audio file to play, then enter a victim's phone number, [somehow] tell that the user has picked up, giggle like a schoolboy, then end the call if the victim is still on the line.

BONUS

Twilio can do transcription, so it would be cool to record what the user says when they get trolled and display it on the LCD. 9001% of the time it will probably look like this:

Hello
What the frack
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

...and that will never get old.

--Huertanix 19:59, 7 November 2010 (UTC)